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I like how it looks like Carla (from last season’s Top Chef) is in a straightjacket in this ad.  It seems….appropriate.

I like how it looks like Carla (from last season’s Top Chef) is in a straightjacket in this ad.  It seems….appropriate.

Feb
17th
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uhhh…yeah.  cuz who wants to live in a world where, when you Google “monkey eating monkey bread” you get zero results? - Erik Rutherford Haugen.  This is for you lesley.

uhhh…yeah.  cuz who wants to live in a world where, when you Google “monkey eating monkey bread” you get zero results? - Erik Rutherford Haugen.  This is for you lesley.

Feb
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You bet your sweet keister I’m back!  Thumbs up for still reading!

You bet your sweet keister I’m back!  Thumbs up for still reading!

Apr
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I love this t-shirt.  While writing a post about my dislike of the “-irt” portion of the word “shirt” (its too guttural, it might as well be onomatopoeia.  Oh, what’s that you say, onomatopoeia has to describe something?  Irt is the sound I make when I screw up in videogame sports.  I’m a poet!), tumblr deleted my post.  bah.  Way to take the wind out of my sales, tumblr.  I stole this from aarongleeman.com.  Thanks Mr. Gleeman!

I love this t-shirt.  While writing a post about my dislike of the “-irt” portion of the word “shirt” (its too guttural, it might as well be onomatopoeia.  Oh, what’s that you say, onomatopoeia has to describe something?  Irt is the sound I make when I screw up in videogame sports.  I’m a poet!), tumblr deleted my post.  bah.  Way to take the wind out of my sales, tumblr. 

I stole this from aarongleeman.com.  Thanks Mr. Gleeman!

Apr
8th
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What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  What What!  (I got this link from a commentor over at stereogum.com)

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(via garfieldminusgarfield)  This site needs to be consumed in oversize servings.  Like pasta, or lasagna, if you will.

(via garfieldminusgarfield)  This site needs to be consumed in oversize servings.  Like pasta, or lasagna, if you will.

Apr
2nd
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The Namesake. 

Mar
28th
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Poetry Slam!

“The Second Coming” by W. B. Yeats.

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Sausages.  Sausages!  is deep, son. 
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This pictures still pleases me immensely.

This pictures still pleases me immensely.